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When receiver Roy Williams handed his pads to No. 1 draft pick Dez Bryant on Sunday after the team's first camp session in pads, the rookie didn't carry them. Veteran players traditionally hand their pads to a rookie after practice. "I feel like I was drafted to play football, not carry another player's pads,'' Bryant said.

For you child perverts attracted to the above headline, no, the Lingerie Football League is not planning on dressing up 6-year-old girls in nothing but underwear and shoulder pads, like some even more disturbing version of Toddlers & Tiaras.

New Youth Dazzle Football Pants w/ Pads (EA)